just think now he has to go and spend +$200 for a new phone when all he had to do was patch it up for less then $15. next time he think about it
If he had been patched, it wouldn’t have gotten wet
September 15th, 2009I didn’t know guys can multitask so well
September 15th, 2009Can you believe this video? for sure i thought they would all drop their phone. in the future I am going ask my husband where he is when i hear that faint bubbling sound in the background
this patch thing for real?????
September 3rd, 2009I have watched the video ansd looked at the wbsite – still not sure if this thing is for real? Anyone know????? I thinkm its bogus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Help me I’m Drowning!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 30th, 2009drowning in cell-hell – my bill was $1751 last month! my thumbs ache. my throat is dry. my sim card is smoking. my provider is threatening to cut me off. I sound like a junkie!!!!!! I need a case of this stuff! I need a patch on each cheek – all four of them.
Who out there can give me a little word of encouyragement? help me through this and next time I’ll posta picture – I think you’ll be impressed. boys only please.
No way, no how
July 30th, 2009It might sound like a good idea but there is no way my wife will put this thing on. She has two cell phones, a voice activated one in her car and carries two laptops… she hasn’t sat in my lap for 2 1/2 years! I need Cellrderm to come from someone else. Anyone care to offer to send it to her – I’ll pay!
you have no idea its like heroin
July 30th, 2009I have never seen my neighbor without his cell. EVER and I mean talking on it. He cuts the grass with the thing to his ear. The only time I talk to him is… when he calls me on his cell. The guy is super good looking and I’m not bad but I just can’t get noticed. Any ideas how I could slip him the derm and get things rolling for “us”?
the girl next door
The only thing I’ve slept with in five years is my cell phone
July 30th, 2009I’m not sure I need to say more. i actually do sleep with it because i keep thinking i’ll miss something. you can see by my headline what im missing! you think this patch deal will work for me – I hope a girl will answer…
as deperate as they get
On the plane he talked on the speaker phone!!!!!
July 30th, 2009Yup… as soon as we landed, this _ _ _ h _ _ _ was getting the grocery list form some screahy girl on his SPEAKER phone – I wish I had Cell-r-derm to and stick a patch on him where the sun don’t shine. In this case a fist worked just a sgood!!
I can’t believe it!
July 30th, 2009I got “the package” as a gift from my employee. It sent me a pretty strong message; I guess I was ignoring her too much – I can’t remember a single time I didn’t interup her with an incoming call. So I read the instructions and all the stuff in the kit. I am not totally off the cell but I’ve cut my minutes in half!
Here’s the thing… I have not worn a single patch! Just the thought of it was enough (and the fact that a visible patch on my neck when making a presentation to the board was not exactly what I was looking for) So secretaries of the world – do this for your boss and double your face-time!!!
Patchless Believer
I love it – he’ll hate it
July 30th, 2009What a gift! i just ordered Cellrderm for my possesive obsesive boyfriend. he gets more from touching the keys than touching me. his ringtomn for me is a fart so what does that say about me!!!??? i think the only way he is ever going to get off on me is to get off the damn cell.
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