Cellrderm QT BLOG

If he had been patched, it wouldn’t have gotten wet

cell-hellier — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 12:48:11 +0000

just think now he has to go and spend +$200 for a new phone when all he had to do was patch it up for less then $15. next time he think about it

I didn’t know guys can multitask so well

cell-hellier — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 12:44:21 +0000

Can you believe this video? for sure i thought they would all drop their phone. in the future I am going ask my husband where he is when i hear that faint bubbling sound in the background

this patch thing for real?????

cell-hellier — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 03:07:17 +0000

I have watched the video ansd looked at the wbsite – still not sure if this thing is for real? Anyone know????? I thinkm its bogus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Help me I’m Drowning!!!!!!!!!!!!

cell-hellier — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:35:49 +0000

drowning in cell-hell – my bill was $1751 last month! my thumbs ache. my throat is dry. my sim card is smoking. my provider is threatening to cut me off. I sound like a junkie!!!!!! I need a case of this stuff! I need a patch on each cheek – all four of them.

Who out there can give me a little word of encouyragement? help me through this and next time I’ll posta picture – I think you’ll be impressed. boys only please.

No way, no how

cell-hellier — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:12:53 +0000

It might sound like a good idea but there is no way my wife will put this thing on. She has two cell phones, a voice activated one in her car and carries two laptops… she hasn’t sat in my lap for 2 1/2 years! I need Cellrderm to come from someone else. Anyone care to offer to send it to her – I’ll pay!

you have no idea its like heroin

cell-hellier — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:08:42 +0000

I have never seen my neighbor without his cell. EVER and I mean talking on it. He cuts the grass with the thing to his ear. The only time I talk to him is… when he calls me on his cell. The guy is super good looking and I’m not bad but I just can’t get noticed. Any ideas how I could slip him the derm and get things rolling for “us”?

the girl next door

The only thing I’ve slept with in five years is my cell phone

cell-hellier — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:04:15 +0000

I’m not sure I need to say more. i actually do sleep with it because i keep thinking i’ll miss something. you can see by my headline what im missing! you think this patch deal will work for me – I hope a girl will answer…

as deperate as they get

On the plane he talked on the speaker phone!!!!!

cell-hellier — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 13:00:00 +0000

Yup… as soon as we landed, this _ _ _ h _ _ _ was getting the grocery list form some screahy girl on his SPEAKER phone – I wish I had Cell-r-derm to and stick a patch on him where the sun don’t shine. In this case a fist worked just a sgood!!

I can’t believe it!

cell-hellier — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 12:55:56 +0000

I got “the package” as a gift from my employee. It sent me a pretty strong message; I guess I was ignoring her too much – I can’t remember a single time I didn’t interup her with an incoming call. So I read the instructions and all the stuff in the kit. I am not totally off the cell but I’ve cut my minutes in half!

Here’s the thing… I have not worn a single patch! Just the thought of it was enough (and the fact that a visible patch on my neck when making a presentation to the board was not exactly what I was looking for) So secretaries of the world – do this for your boss and double your face-time!!!

Patchless Believer

I love it – he’ll hate it

cell-hellier — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 12:46:35 +0000

What a gift! i just ordered Cellrderm for my possesive obsesive boyfriend. he gets more from touching the keys than touching me. his ringtomn for me is a fart so what does that say about me!!!??? i think the only way he is ever going to get off on me is to get off the damn cell.

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